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Tsao Baltimore Balti-Pilot Recon
I wanted a new watch. That’s how it always starts, isn’t it? My watch buying habits typically fall into one of two categories: I identify, research, and stalk a watch obsessively, pulling the trigger when I find the perfect deal or example, or I buy impulsively, usually due to finding a steal of a deal. This felt different - both impulsive and purposeful at the same time. For context, I recently had spine surgery for a herniated disc in my lower back, and I was just beginnin
Bert Alexander
Dec 12, 2025


IXDAO IPOSE Dragonscale Diver
Being a long time collector of primarily budget timepieces, I quickly became aware of the value of Chinese watches. For a long time (and even now) the main offerings available to Western consumers were homages. They were often sterile-dial replicas of the real deal; sometimes they flew too close to the sun and became the target of legal action. If you were around for the days of the Parnis Marina Militare you know what I’m talking about - if you don’t, just consider yourself
Bert Alexander
Dec 3, 2025


Berny AM158M Review
In the modern world of manufacturing, regardless of industry, compromises are often made in order to meet targeted price points. For example, in my Volkswagen Jetta GLI, the driver's seat has automatic controls while the passenger seat does not. The door wells in my car are bare plastic vs the fabric lining of the GTI. These small details, and many others all add up to the reason why my car was several thousand dollars cheaper than the GTI. In my instance, all the compromises
Bert Alexander
Nov 26, 2025


Homemade Watch Company Gran Lavoratrice
The modern world is a hectic place; every day we are overwhelmed with stimuli such as constant cell phone notifications, traffic jams, and the struggle of balancing short and long term goals. It is my humble opinion that our monkey brains have not fully evolved to keep pace with the day to day grind of modern life. We are highly adaptable to be sure, but all too often we find ourselves feeling overwhelmed, uncertain, and unable to be present in the moment. It can be helpful t
Bert Alexander
Nov 20, 2025


Seiko SRP043k "Spork" Review
When I first started my watch collecting journey, I was immediately drawn to the design of rugged tool watches - at the time brands like Marathon, Kobold, Damasko and Sinn had the designs I craved. They were all purpose built, glowed in the dark, and had exotic features such as submarine steel, oil filled cases, or hardness coatings. These brands were out of reach for me financially; they were the metaphorical Ferrari poster on my bedroom wall. However, I was fortunate to sta
Bert Alexander
Nov 13, 2025


Maranez vs Seestern Army Diver Review
Homages are a divisive topic in the watch community. There are watch collectors that have no problem with brands borrowing or even lifting wholesale design elements from other companies’ watches. After all, good artists copy and great artists steal. There are others who can appreciate when a twist is applied to a classic design, such as my review of the Revelot Hexmariner where I cover its fresh take on the iconic submariner design language. People buy homages of watches they
Bert Alexander
Nov 7, 2025


Berny AM339 Review
Within the watch collecting world, people are drawn to watches for a variety of reasons. Some people are fascinated by the engineering that goes into the mechanical movements that power their watches, and build their collection around that. Others are devoted to collecting specific brands or different eras; I myself have a penchant for 2000’s era Seiko dive watches. Some people collect watches with pop culture significance, such as the Hamilton Murph or Coop featured in the m
Bert Alexander
Nov 4, 2025


Steinhart Ocean Vintage Military 42 Review
The idea of a watch being used to commemorate a significant event or milestone is an oft repeated trope in the watch collecting world. A new dress watch for your wedding day, something to celebrate a promotion at work, the birth of a child with the intent to hand it down to them when they become of age. In my instance, I had just graduated from nursing school and wanted something special to mark the occasion. As I mentioned in a previous writeup, in my formative watch collect
Bert Alexander
Nov 2, 2025


San Martin SN085-G Review
Hi all - just getting started on my watch review journey so I wanted to start with this cool San Martin variant - the SN085-G. The watch comes in two color ways - light red/grey and deep red/black. This review is about the light red version. There are a lot of similarities with the rest of its siblings in the lineup AKA the "B" version - but also does a few things differently, and in my opinion, better. Let's start with the measurements - all of the SN085 family case share th
Bert Alexander
Nov 2, 2025


Watch Comparison: Helm vs. Cadisen Aqua Diver
I expect this one to be a bit divisive. When it comes to watches, I have my hands in a few communities on Reddit, with the ones being relevant to this review being r/chinesewatches and r/microbrandwatches. In the last decade, I've enjoyed watching both industries enjoy tremendous success and growth, carving out new spaces in the watch collecting world. Many Chinese watch companies have worked hard to shake off the reputation of Canal St. knockoffs and are producing compelling
Bert Alexander
Oct 29, 2025


Revelot Hexmariner Review
One of the problems when it comes to designing or discussing dive watches in general is that there is a giant elephant in the room: the Rolex Submariner. For better or worse, this is THE dive watch according to the cultural zeitgeist. If you're wearing a black watch with a bezel, it's a Rolex Submariner in the eye of the general public - sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it is. The submariner is an icon for a reason - before everything got turned on its head and
Bert Alexander
Oct 17, 2025


Ardio Caribe Review and Brand Experience
I'm going to start this review by saying that the microbrand space is extremely competitive in 2025 and there are a lot of brands offering quality watches at price points that are very competitive. There are a lot of design and material overlap between brands, and it is a lot harder for a smaller or newer company to stand out from the pack. However, I do believe that one of the biggest ways a brand can cultivate a following and truly elevate the brand experience is through a
Bert Alexander
Oct 17, 2025


San Martin SN0115 Variant Review
San Martin is a Chinese watch company that has a well deserved reputation of making high quality homages and original designs with excellent specs and finishing at a very competitive price point. They do a lot of releases, and sometimes they do something a bit different and it flies under the radar; this is one such watch. It is a SN0115, which in itself nothing unusual, but this limited run color palette flew under the radar and I thought It deserved a bit of attention, Long
Bert Alexander
Oct 16, 2025
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